Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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