is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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