There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I think people are normalizing furries
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
