question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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