i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Randomize
