Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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