Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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