I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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