he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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