He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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