Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
why didn't you poke me back
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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