...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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