You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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