ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
either way he was missing a nipple.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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