i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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