Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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