And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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