I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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