i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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