I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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