im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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