The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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