I want to stick my p in your. b.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Hippo gnu deer
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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