i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Randomize
