Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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