I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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