oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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