so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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