I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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