So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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