pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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