I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
So vagazzling was a success
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
as a side note pls kill me
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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