It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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