This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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