she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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