Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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