I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
