i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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