Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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