i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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