I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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