can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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