why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I supernannyed him into submission
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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