Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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