Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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