I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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