You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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