he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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