have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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