ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
areolas are like halos for boobs.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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