i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
