i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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