my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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