you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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