You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I understand Curling. That high.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
