My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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