Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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